DO NOT listen to danceswithwords. She did, in fact, try to kill me today. She lives in San Francisco. She's a runner. I live in a very flat state and never exercise. I was trusting her to guide me. A nice little trek through Muir Woods turned into an attempt to make me headlines on the evening news. And I don't care what anyone says it was a mountain, not a hill. At least I can cross off one more thing to do before I die...which I almost did.