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A good time was had by all especially when presented with the opportunity to mock American Idol contestants and the fact that Paula Abdul apparently chose to wear a tablecloth last night.
But, in retaliation for claims made that I'm "evil incarnate and Satan's hellspawn", I shall be forced to have my minions work day and night to double the production of sock monkeys. And I may also have to contact
And may I suggest you all hop, skip, and jump over to
